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Forever Friends

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Friends
Friends smile at you.
They like your face.
They want to be with you
Any old place.

Friends have fun with you.
Friends share
They’re glad when you’re happy---
When you’re sad, they care.

If you’re a friend
Then you care, too.
That’s why your friends
Are glad you’re you!!!



Poem For My Best Friend : DEAR FRIENDS ARE HARD TO FIND
DEAR FRIENDS BRING PEACE OF MIND
YOU MY BEST FRIEND ... ARE ONE OF A KIND


TIPS FOR LEARNING

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If you think about your English as a "problem" then a problem it will remain. Instead try thinking about your English like a pet, your favourite plant or even a child. All these things need time, patience, love and encouragement- just like your English- and not constant criticism.
There are plenty of ways you can give your English the attention it needs throughout the day. You can start looking around and seeing how many things you can name in English. Just say the English words for the things you can see, for example : "bed"; "book"; "scarf"; "picture"; "window"; "house"; "road".
Next, form some sentences using these words. Start with simple sentences and build them up gradually. For example : " There's a newpaper on the table " ; " The carpet is red " ; " The window is broken ".
Continue by giving a running commentary on your situation. For example, if you were at the airport, your commentary might go as follows : " I can see 10 planes. One plane is taking off. The restaurant is very busy. The sun is shining through the windows so it's very warm inside. I like airports, they're always exciting."
Go on in as much detail as your English will permit. Make a note of any vocabulary you are unsure of so you can check it later.... :)


Computer terminology = BM vs BI…..

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Some computer terms translated to BM,

Don’t you think that computer terminology in Bahasa Malaysia is really weird?

Cakera Keras = Hard Disk

Tetikus = Mouse

Papan Kunci = Keyboard

CD-ROM = Cakera Padat Ingatan Melalui Pembacaan (CP-IMP) - Isn’t that bit too much to ingat? Try pronouncing that without twisting your tongue or pausing to think. IMPs?

Monitor = What’s the term for this? KETUA DARJAH?

Modem = Could it be called “PEMPEND” <– PEModulasi, PENDemodulasi?

Motherboard = “Papan Ibu” probably? Maybe the best motherboards can be awarded the “Papan Ibu Mithali” then?

Sound Card = Kad Bunyi?

Sound Blaster = Peletup Bunyi?

Pipeline Burst Cache = Duite Garisan Paip Meletup?

Local Bus = Bas Tempatan? Sounds good to me.

VESA Local Bus = Bas Tempatan VESA?

Flatbed = Katil leper? OR Katil Rumah Pangsa (Flat)?

WWW = Sarang labah-labah Selebar Dunia (SSD)? Sounds quite convincing to me.

Then what would you call daughterboards? Papan anak perempuan? That sounds a little kinky for me :) ) What about SIMMs and DIMMs and such…?


On Top of The World

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Such a feeling's coming over me
There is wonder in most everything I see
Not a cloud in the sjy, got the sun in my eyes
And I won't be surprised if it's dream

Everything I want the world to be
Is now comin true especially for me
And the reason is clear, it's because you are here
You are the nearest thing to heaven that I've seen

I'm on the top of the world looking down on creation
And the explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found ever since you been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world

Something in the wind has learned my name
And it's telling me that things are not the same
In the leaves on the trees and the touch of the breeze
There's a pleasing sense of happiness for me

There is only one wish on my mind
When this day is through I hope that I will find
That tomorrow will be just the same for you and me
All I need will be mine if you are here

I'm on the top of the world looking down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world

I'm on the top of the world looking down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been round
Your love's put me at the top of the world

p/s : thats what I've learned in my foundation English class. Nice Song!!!! I like it!!! :)


Salah Tafsir……

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Suatu pagi yang indah kat sebuah sekolah rendah, seorang guru yang
 begitu dedikasi mengajar anak2 muridnya tentang betapa bahayanya
minuman keras kepada mereka. Sebelum memulakan mata pelajarannya pada hari

itu dia telah mengambil 2 ekor cacing yang hidup, sebagai sampel kehidupan
dan dua gelas minuman yang masing2 berisi dengan air mineral dan arak..

“Cuba perhatikan murid2.. lihat bagaimana saya akan memasukkan cacing ini
kedalam gelas, perhatikan betul2. Cacing yang sebelah kanan saya, akan saya
masukkan ke dalam air mineral manakala cacing yang sebelah kiri saya akan
masukkan ke dalam arak. Perhatikan betul2.”

Semua mata tertumpu pada kedua2 ekor cacing itu.

Seperti dijangkakan, cacing yang berada dalam gelas yang berisi air mineral
itu berenang2 di dasar gelas, manakala cacing yang berada di dalam arak
menggeletek lalu mati. Si cikgu tersenyum lebar, apabila melihat anak2
muridnya memberikan sepenuh tumpuan pada ujikajinya.

“Baiklah murid2, apa yang kamu dapat belajar dari ujikaji yang cikgu
tunjukkan sebentar tadi??”

Dengan penuh yakin anak2 muridnya menjawab,

UNTUK MENGELAKKAN KECACINGAN...MINUMLAH ARAK…

Pengajaran : Cakap biar terang, bak kata-kata dalam filem P Ramlee……….


Untuk relaks relaks....

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  1. Rama-rama merasa makanannya dengan kaki.
  2. Bunyi itik tidak menghasilkan talun (echo).
  3. Dalam tempoh 10 minit, taufan membebaskan lebih banyak tenaga berbanding keseluruhan tenaga yang boleh dibebaskan dari senjata nuklear yang terdapat di bumi.
  4. Secara purata, ramai manusia lebih takut labah-labah daripada takut mati.
  5. Gajah adalah satu-satu mamalia yang tidak boleh melompat.
  6. Satu dari dua billion manusia akan dapat hidup sehingga 116 tahun atau lebih.
  7. Tidak mustahil bagi lembu menaiki tangga, tetapi ia tidak boleh menuruni tangga.
  8. Wanita berkelip mata dua kali lebih banyak dari lelaki.
  9. Secara fizikal semulajadi, adalah mustahil untuk anda menjilat siku sendiri.
  10. Siput boleh tidur sehingga tiga tahun.
  11. Saiz mata manusia tetap sama sejak dilahirkan, tetapi tumbesaran hidung dan telinga tidak pernah berhenti sewaktu hidup.
  12. Semua beruang kutub adalah kidal.
  13. Mata burung unta adalah lebih besar dari saiz otaknya.
  14. TYPEWRITER adalah perkataan terpanjang yang boleh dibina dari huruf-huruf yang terdapat dalam satu barisan yang sama pada papan kekunci.
  15. Hampir semua pembaca post ini akan cuba untuk menjilat sikunya.

Anda bagaimana? :)

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